Apple just announced the release of their new product, the iBoob.
“Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women’s breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.”
Apple is always one step ahead of the game, finding solutions to everyone’s problem. If you think $499-$599 is a bit steep, take into consideration that marriage counciling costs about $100 per session with series of at least 10 sessions. That’s already $1000 that you may or may not see results in. However, the iBoob provides that cheaper, more entertaining solution… PLUS, results are immediate and it’s a one time cost.
The cost of the iBoob is definitely reasonable. However, just like the iPhone, they get you on the “extra” things. The iPhone, yes it came cheap. But what good is an iPhone without the give-me-your-arm-and-a-leg service plan fee? Similarly, the iBoob, though very fairly priced, does not come with the implants. Implants cost between $2000-$3000, which is still worth the money but it makes the pricing a little less of a steal.
I’m also not clear on how you control the volume, change the tune, or turn it on and off (though, I’m pretty sure all the fellas out there can figure out how to turn things on and off real easy - suggestions?)
Other reported upcoming inventions include a revolutionary product geared more for men, the iRection. Again, I am not clear on the details of that one so if anyone has pointers, please fill in the blanks here.
For those of you who are skeptical about Apple’s new product lines, are too cheap to make a great investment, or are grandpas and don’t know how those cunfunnit contraptions work, stick to the known and get an iPod.
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