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Top 10 sexy commercial!

Posted by technoguru on Saturday, August 23rd 2008       

Sex, porn, and sexual images in advertising is pretty frequent now a days. Some are great, some are cheesy and some are like what the hell… What exactly are they trying to sell me anyways? 

Do you feel advertisers are going a bit too far with the ads? Take a look at this butter commercial, are they trying to sell me lube

, butter or both?

 

 

 

Here are the top 10 commercial that are interesting and cheezy!

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Am I too drunk to drive, I don’t know Ethel..

Posted by technoguru on Friday, August 22nd 2008       

Yeah, let’s drink and party party, whoo hoo… How many drink is too much? I only had 2 beers I’m able to drive home!

Drinking is all fun and games until something bad happens to you. I know too many people who got caught with a DUI and a few good friends are no longer here today. It’s not fun getting caught with a DUI and not cool if you kills someone!

Here is an alcohol Impairment chart in California!

If you like to drink and party you should definitely invest some money into a breathalyzer! Keep one in your purse or in your car. It’s better to be safe then sorry!

1. AlcoHawk PT500 – a top of a line in professional digital alcohol testing device that gives you extremely accurate and reliable results. Cost around $140.00. Going to jail and getting butt raped “Priceless”…

2. AlcoHawk Pro – Another high end breathalyzer used by most professional organization. Great device pretty accurate but needs to be calibrated every 5-6 month Cost around $140.00. Makes parties interesting finding out how intoxicated you are!

3. Breathkey – I do not want to spend that kind of money on my breathalyzer, I understand this one cost around $70.00. The unit is 2 inch tall and weighs 6 ounces compare to the Alcohawk way lighter. The battery life should outlast the lifetime of the product.

4. iBreath – How about this cool little iPOD addon. Now this is a real small breathalyzer that fits in your pocket. Great for the younger generation who are hip with the iPOD. Not accurate like the other product but it will do what it needs to do! Tells you if you’re too drunk to drive.

5. 3 Legal Limit Keychain – The cheapest out of all of the above cost around $10.00 can fit on your key ring. When you pull out your keys bam, you can’t miss this orange thing on your car keys now take the damn test to make sure you don’t drive!

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Urban legend: Sucking on a Copper Penny will Fool a Breathalyzer Test.
– This one is a false, but hey you don’t have to believe me why don’t you try it when you get pulled over!

Have fun this weekend and Drive Safe and hopefully you don’t end up on Youtube like this!

Resource:
1.
Urbanlegend penny.
2. Breathalyzer Review

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Indecent proposal, would you do it?

Posted by technoguru on Thursday, August 21st 2008       

Do you remember the movie Indecent Proposal starring Demi Moore, Woody Harrelson and Robert Redford?  A millionaire played by Redford named John offers the young couple a million dollar to sleep with his wife!  In the movie why do the rich always offer a million bucks to sleep with the wife?  Why can’t it be vice versa?  How about rich wife offer to sleep with your husband or worse the husband has to do the husband… Yikes!!! 

 

This whole idea came up while talking to my buddy the other day and he we were talking about what he would do for a million bucks!!  We came to the conclusion, for a million bucks we would probably do things we wouldn’t tell our friends about and something that should never end up on the internet!!!!

 

Here is a little conversation that’s been cleaned up a bit for all ages J

 

LJ-Silver: u should do a story on the movie “indecent proposal”

LJ-Silver: would your significant other let you sleep with another person if you get paid $1million

Technoguru: hey that’s pretty good idea…

LJ-Silver: a million dollars is a lot of money

LJ-Silver: hahaha.

LJ-Silver: just don’t get in trouble with ur wife

 

Technoguru: if someone paid you 1 million dollar would u do it?

LJ-Silver: it depends

Technoguru: depends on what?

LJ-Silver: if someone paid me a million for me to do it with a girl then yes

LJ-Silver: I won’t do it with a guy

LJ-Silver: that’s my limit

Technoguru: lol…

Technoguru: how about the wife someone says they will pay you $1 million $$

LJ-Silver: maybe…

LJ-Silver: would u

 

Technoguru: humm.. sure why not start a swingers party.

Technoguru: and get paid for it.

LJ-Silver: dang

LJ-Silver: that’s true

Technoguru: not sure man, it depends on if both parties are ok with it.

LJ-Silver: never really saw it that wayy but I suppose a million is a million

LJ-Silver: see.. there’s complexities that you have to deal with

 

LJ-Silver: I don’t see my self staying faithfull if my wife slept with someone else

LJ-Silver: hahaha

Technoguru: goes both way

LJ-Silver: I guess you could count ur million while another dude.. gets u in the back….1 dollar uggh, 2 dollars uggh, 3 dollars uggh

LJ-Silver: lol

Technoguru: come on, one million for 30 secs

LJ-Silver: that way it wouldn’t hurt as much

LJ-Silver: hahahaha

Technoguru: so you’re telling me you’ll take it from the behind.

Technoguru: for a $million bucks?

LJ-Silver: maybe….

LJ-Silver: not really sure

LJ-Silver: don’t tell me you won’t

LJ-Silver: for a million in cash and no one would know

 

Technoguru: you’ll take it .

Technoguru: how about if you have to be on youtube.

LJ-Silver: hell no

Technoguru: with a mask.

Technoguru: hahahahha

LJ-Silver: even I have standards

LJ-Silver: lol

Technoguru: how about you in a pink panties

Technoguru: and just taking it for a million buck.

LJ-Silver: nah

LJ-Silver: but if no one would ever know and u get a million in cash

 

Technoguru: how about if he had an anaconda in his pants.

Technoguru: footlong.

LJ-Silver: nah..its gotta be a small one…I don’t want the experience to be “long and hard”

LJ-Silver: lol

Technoguru: lol..

Technoguru: hahahaha

Technoguru: you know this conversation is going on the blog

Technoguru: don’t worry your identity will be changed.

 

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Just like a movie in real life money talks and you get “what you want” when you have the green flashing around.  If someone offered you a million bucks $$!!  What are you willing to do??

 

Tell me by commenting to this blog!

 

Resource:

  1. Indecent Proposal the Wiki
  2. Movie information

 

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Married to a porn star!

Posted by technoguru on Wednesday, August 20th 2008       

Have you ever wonder how it would be being married to a porn star?  What if your wife or girl friend was a porn star, how would you feel and how would life be, curious to find out?  Men Style interview a few AV stars who are currently married.

Rusty 34 is married to Mikayla Mendez been married for three years and has a kid.  “This is what it’s like to be married to a porn star. While you toil away at a conventional job during the week, your wife spends eight hours a day getting plowed by guys with nicknames like Thug of Porn. There are the indelible mental images. There is the awkwardness of explaining to friends and colleagues—let alone to your parents—what she does. And then there’s the fact that you don’t even get to have sex with her all that often—intercourse is off-limits before a shoot, and afterward she’s too tired and sore.”

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Read more about it at Men.style.com

I knew a person that was “dating a porn star” while in college… He never really told us what she did but one of our friends saw a video and told us that blah’s girl is a porn star.  We were like no freaking way!!!  We went to his pad and we pop the video and there she was doing the nasty…  It was just like that movie The girl next door, so surreal… 

 

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The relationship didn’t last long maybe 5 month or so… After he broke up with her, we ask him how it was to date a porn-star. “It was great in the beginning. She’s a normal person but it was hard to keep up with her. She loves to party and love to puck a lot.” Ok, that doesn’t sound too bad right????


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Beijing Olympic highlights and news

Posted by technoguru on Tuesday, August 19th 2008       

The Olympics news can be somewhat overwhelming! There’s tons of information just floating across the internet related to the Beijing games. Here are a few top stories since the last time we talked about the Olympics. Michael Phelps unprecedented eight Olympic Gold medal as he swam the butterfly leg 4×100meter race. (Check out my first post “Olympic gossip”). The crazy Jamaican blot racer breaks world record time with style! Here’s a quick highlight from Beijing 2008.

1. Top story Michael Phelps wins Gold Medal #8.. He broke Mark Spitz record of 7 Gold won in the Olympics and made history. Only 23 years old and considered to be the greatest Olympic athlete of all times!

a. Check out the Frame-by-Frame race via SI.com

2. U.S. crushes Spain in basketball. Did you see Kobe take on his own team mate Pau Gasol? Final score 119-82 destruction on the courts!!! The “redeem team” is half way to redemption history and this teams is for sure going to take gold!

3. How about Tennis: Rafael Nadal wins gold medal in Olympics. This will make him an overall No.1 in the ranking and as well in the Olympics. This guys is just crazy won 38 of his past 39 matches. Woman’s doubles, the Venus sisters takes home the gold beating Spain 6-2, 6-0.

4. The Jamaican Usain Bolt the fastest 100 meter runner in the world setting a world record of 9.69 seconds. If he ran without slowing down at the end he would have been way faster! Check out mainline article about the fastest chump. In the woman 100 meters Shelly-Ann Fraser also took the gold for Jamaica.

5. Okay here’s the good stuff the world hottest Olympians! Check out Maxim top 11 picks. http://www.maxim.com/Sports/TheWorldsHottestOlympians/slideshow/4073.aspx .

a. How about the Olympic cheerleaders – Yes…. http://www.aol.com.au/men/photo.jhtml

b. Great falls of the Olympic games — Ouch…

c. The Best Olympic Gymnastic falls Oooo…Via LiquidG

d. How to improve the Olympic games lol.. http://www.cracked.com/article_16563_20-badass-ideas-improving-olympics.html

6.

More George W. Bush images from the 2008 Beijing Olympics – classic!! http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/olympics/chi-bush-olympics-pg,0,2573573.photogallery

7. The future of Doping methods –cheats in the Olympics a great article via Wired

a. Current Olympic Dopers a lot of them check out the Google results..

Medal Standings

Total

1

ChinaCHN

43

14

19

76

2

United StatesUSA

26

26

27

79

3

Great BritainGBR

16

9

8

33

4

AustraliaAUS

11

12

12

35

5

GermanyGER

11

8

9

28

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As of 8/19/2008

Resource:

1. TIME – Basetball news

2. More Tennis new – AP.com
3. Office Beijing Olympic Site. Up to date info…

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