I collect random things. One of those random things is lanyards! I am not talking about the normal ones that are like a ribbon with a crappy ring at one end. I am talking about the kind that are cloth or polyurethane rope and stuff. The ones with company logos and cool little functions like being able to detach the name badge or keys with out having to take it off the key ring or opening the clip.
I also like the ones that keep safety in mind and have that clip at the back where, if the lanyard becomes stuck in something it will detach itself from your neck instead of dragging you along and breaking your fool neck! The best are the ones that have a combination of that safety feature, the ability to take off what you are wearing with out having to unclip it and also have a logo of some company that you like.
Not that being a fan boy of any bottom line looking, profit seeking, people brain washing companies is a good thing, but you know what? Forget you! I will like them and that is that. Besides, they are great souvenirs for whatever event you attend. Not to mention that some of them have lights in them too!!! Glow in the dark!!
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